8:00am – Wake up. Go for jog.
8:32am – Actually wake up. Promise you’ll go for jog tomorrow.
8:33am – Check email. Browse message boards. Pour very large mug of coffee. Tweet something about how coffee is a writer’s life blood.
8:34am – Check for retweets.
8:37am – Check for retweets.
8:40am – File complaint to Twitter saying your account must be broken, as you assume you must have at least 20 retweets by now but none are showing up.
8:52am – Start working on first writing assignment of day. Brainstorm ways to turn it into list.